She cooks – but what’s she putting in the dinner ?

The plot thickens as does the stew …this time its the cook

Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March – And then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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Cluedo Mrs. Rogers - VanessaWho are you ?

I’m Vanessa Povey

Playing?

Ethel Rogers, cook /housekeeper

Tell us about her please

She’s a great cook but hates running the house. Feels a bit  put upon by the situation in hand. Likes to moan and groan but a good grafter .

What the biggest mystery you know ?

Biggest mystery …. mmmmm maybe the biggest mystery is the meaning of life itself?

( Blimey – thats as deep as one of her serving dishes – Ed) 

 

Tales from the Barn ….

Looky here – our stage manager has an apprentice !

A flat white no longer!!

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After painting flats for Water Lane since the early eighties and now noticing the bristles on my paintbrush beginning to turn white and drop out I decided to put out a plea for an apprentice to learn the trade and find out where I keep all my myriad bits of wood, fittings and assorted junk that can be persuaded or forced kicking and screaming into the limelight and onto the stage.

It was important for the applicant to be a total squirrel and never discard a thing that might conceivably be useful.

One also has to learn to live with a permanent and sometimes quite noticeable veneer of emulsion not to mention a willingness to embrace various glues, spray paints and sticky back plastics!

Was this going to be an impossible task …….read on.

 

At the last AGM I asked to be John’s set building apprentice and it has been fantastic, if a bit chilly, to see all the magic that happens in the barn for months before that Sunday get in. Far from the experience of those early sunday mornings of show week where all hands are on deck to bring John and Granville’s magnificent sets to life, the experience in the barn is somewhat different and in many ways more spectacular. Instead to a large team with power drills, there is a barn with room for 2 at a time and lots of heavy flats covering every wall. Over the last couple of months I’ve seen vast wooden boards, held together by years of paint become a stately home with all it’s intricate details. Those small details are the bits I always took for granted. What colour walls would they have? Do we have enough matching door handles? Who can build extra bits of staging to make a raised platform? Where can we get another set of functioning french doors? So much work goes into Water Lane sets and I could gush for hours about the talent and resourcefulness of our back stage boys but I’ll just say that I feel truly privileged to be a part of it and hope to be involved for many years to come. I’ve learnt better DIY skills and used tools I’d never heard of all the while keeping hold of all ten fingers and toes! All that’s left to say is thank you to John and Granville for the numerous cups of coffee that make the cold bearable.

Kerry

I would like to say a huge thank you to Kerry who has proved to be a dab hand with power drill and jig saw. She has unfailingly arrived on a Monday morning to cover acres of hardboard with magnolia or purple emulsion and always has a smile and a great sense of humour.

One of her great assets is that she always remembers where I have left my tape measure, screwdriver or pencil which saves me loads of time. The only time I felt worried was when I sent her up a ladder but with her previous experience in Dad’s Army she made it up and down safely!

I look forward to working with her on many sets and eventually watching her design her own.

Our flats are no longer white but a royal shade of purple so please come along to watch And Then There were None and see for yourselves.

John

 

 

Its only Narracot – yes him – the man who couldn’t be bought- oh hang on….

It’s the last of our victims !!!! Sorry suspects ……

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Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March – And then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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Cluedo Narrocott - Greg

Who you ? My name is Greg Hill

Who you play ? My character is Narracot

What he ? He is an easy going fellow who transports people on his boat to and from places (provided he’s paid)

WTA ? …….the biggest mystery for me is what sort of phenomenon occurs inside the Bermuda triangle?

 

 

Show some respect – its the Director !

A bit different this time – its the man in charge !!

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Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March – And then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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Cluedo Will - Will

 

Who are you ?

I’m Will Jamieson.

What’s you character ?

During the show run I am an audience member but until then I am the Director.

What’s he like ?

Trying to do his best duck impression (calm on top and paddling behind the scenes) as currently making sure he has listed out all the props, sounds and costumes for my various elves.

What’s the greatest mystery you know ?

What really happened to Alfred Loewwnstein in the 20’s. ( Who? – Ed) 

 

General mayhem !!!!

Here’s yet another suspect appearing in our next production at the Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March – And then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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But in the meantime here is the very military and upright General Mackenzie – it seems he has a lot to say for himself !

Cluedo Mackenzie - Michael B

Who are you?

Michael ‘Lord’ Beavan

Who is your character?

General Mackenzie is a retired Army Officer and a widower.   Heavily decorated for his loyal service to King and Country and widely respected by those that he had spent his long career leading, John Mackenzie now finds himself at a loss with what to do in retirement.

What are they like?

The General is a likable fellow, always popular around his club, The Benton, where he moved ten years ago after his wife Lesley died.   ‘Living in the old place just wasn’t what it used to be, once she’d gone’ he can regularly be heard to mutter from his favourite winged back armchair next to the club library fireplace.

Having been used to being treated with the utmost respect and loyalty over his exemplary career, with retirement has come both loneliness and loss, not just from his beloved wife but also from those who would listen to him and ask for his wise leadership.    Now he wonders if he is starting to forget much of what he fought for and if anyone really cares what he has to say anyway?

Determined not to become maudlin, he decides, on a whim, to accept an invitation from some fellow he’s sure he met at the Club.    Whilst out of practice with social engagements; ‘Lesley always knew what to say and when to say it’ he chuckles to nobody in particular, he thinks a weekend on Soldier Island in Devon is just what he needs.  ‘Gives me a chance to tell some of my best battle stories to an unsuspecting audience’… and with that, he feels some of that old excitement returning to his veins…. ‘there’s life in the old dog yet’ ……… or is there?

What is the greatest mystery you knew?

I find a great many things in life a mystery – from making my monthly bank statements balance with my relocation of what I’d done over the same time period (strangely the bank always says I’ve spent more than I ever recollect I have)  to how you can put pairs of socks into a washing machine yet only get odd ones back by the time they return from the tumble dryer?!

In my younger days, the greatest mystery to me would be what had happened between that last ‘one for the road’ and waking up in a strange house/ garden/ location of indeterminate description many hours later!    Nowadays it’s more of a mystery to me when I walk from one room to another and then can’t quite remember what the purpose of the journey was for!

I do like the General – he likes order and detail just like me, not to mention a good tailor and well upholstered armchair, and whilst slightly confused at times (again like myself), is a likable fellow.   So for this play, it is a mystery to my why anybody at all would want to do him harm?!

Rogers by name …..

By far the most suspicious looking suspect we’ve seen by far so far – come and see if he dunnit in And Then There Were None at the Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March

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Cluedo ROGERS - PW

NAME – Paul Winspear
CHARACTER  – Rogers
WHAT’S HE LIKE?
Tom Rogers (Tom to his friends, though he has none, so just plain Rogers will do) is the manservant on Soldier Island, tasked with his wife Ethel with making the guests feel at home. He’s a nonentity who wouldn’t hurt a fly. However, when it comes to humans… mu-hahaha
WHAT’S THE GREATEST MYSTERY YOU KNOW?
Why am I being so criminally underused yet again? How come Water Lane suddenly has so many posh members for this play? Why have Dorringtons stopped egg custard tarts again?
Crucial questions indeed – Ed

 

No relation to Louis …..

Here’s the next of our introductions to the dodgy lot appearing in our next production at the Rhodes Arts Complex 19th – 21st March – And then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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But in the meantime – meet Dr Armstrong

Cluedo Armstrong - Amanda

Who are you ?
I am Amanda Green
What’s you character ?
My Character is Dr Armstrong
What’s she like ?
You ask me what my character is like. Well, Dr Armstrong is an eminent nerve specialist, and it makes her very nervous indeed to be asked to reveal such personal information. It goes against the Hippocratic Oath, and of course GDPR, to publicise such details. If you are interested in getting to know her a bit more intimately, you had better get a ticket to the production before they sell out.
What’s the greatest mystery you know ?
I still wonder to this day if Bill Stickers was really innocent, and if he was ever actually prosecuted?
I’ve always wondered that !- Ed