Murder on the Nile – oooh la la – has she maid a mistake ?

Our next suspect .. sorry.. character is le sexy french maid…. deed she dooweet ?



Qui es-tu  – Corrina Graham-Hodson

Quel rôle jouez-vousPlaying the part of Louise, Kay’s flirtatious & devious French Maid.

Quelle est votre ligne préférée –  They have the hot blood! They hate, perhaps, these fair English women who are so arrogant……

Qui a fait çaI think that shifty Steward did it as he had access to the bedroom & probably got caught going through her drawers !!!

Ooh err missus – you want to watch her – oh sorry – thats Up Pompeii …

Is she right ? to find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 


Murder on the Nile – nice niece or nasty niece?

Next in our series of meet the cast – and the plot is thickening …..

Who are you – Lisa Turpcu
Who are you playing  – I play Christina Grant, who is travelling as her overbearing, snobbish aunt’s companion and general dog’s body. Christina has led a somewhat sheltered life and finds life on the cruise “just too thrilling for words!” Christina finds fellow traveller, Smith, just outrageous and vehemently rejects his offer of marriage. She doubts he would make a reliable husband but is he beginning to wear her down…could he provide the excitement and escape in her otherwise stifling, equable life?
What’s your favourite line – My favourite line in the play is “You ought to be ashamed of your foolishness. The trouble with you is that you’re not serious.”
Who do you think did it – I think there are a number of clever smoke-screens to deflect from the real murderer. I think the second bead seller has been rebuffed once too often, snapped, done the deed and gone out in a blaze of glory on Whoopsadaisy, his favourite donkey.


Is she right ? to find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 

Murder on the Nile -was it one of the locals ?

Another chance to meet one of the characters – this time we are talking to one of the strange and colourful local characters – just cos he doesn’t say much – doesn’t mean he didn’t do it !

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Whats your name – Greg Hill

Who are you in the play – I’m a bead seller who is just trying to get by day by day .

Your favourite line – My donkey “whiskey and soda”-that very good donkey.

Who do you think did it  – I think that Miss FFoliot-FFoulkes did it because she felt threatened about not being the wealthiest or grandest on the boat and all rich people are very greedy selfish like her.

Wise words – but is he right?  To find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 


Round 3 fo the Murder On The Nile Character Parade – its Smiffy !

Here’s the third of our profiles of the Murder On The Nile characters. This time is the very ordinary Mr Smith – but……is he as ordinary as he is saying ….img_2433

Depends who’s asking. I still don’t really know, but I hope to find out one day. In the meantime, I go by the given name of Paul Winspear
Smith. William Smith. Or, in the street version called Moider on da Nile, I play Will.I.Am Smith.According to Wikipedia, he’s a “wise-cracking kid”. Well, they’ve got the wise-cracking bit right – he’s got some lovely, ascerbic one-line put-downs (not like me at all).
He’s flying solo on the paddle steamer Lotus. He’s a Communist sympathiser who sides with the workers of the world rather than society’s wealthy and privileged elite – although he has something to hide on that front.
“Talking of crime, I feel something should be done about your aunt. A nice little dose of arsenic, for instance.”
I hope they all did it so that the whole goddam privileged bunch can be fed to the jackals. But if I had to name one, then I’d go for the parson, Canon Ambrose Pennyfather, Kay Mostyn’s godfather – he looks shifty, not at all avuncular and needs the money for his “new Jerusalem”. He’ll probably pin it on one of the hard-working beadsellers though. But don’t rule out a sniper on the sandy knoll.
Is he right ? to find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 

Murder on the Nile – Doctor Who ?

Here is the second in our meet the characters series – this time its Doctor Bessner !!!


What’s your name  – Andy Roberts
Who do you play – I play Dr Bessner. He is referred to in the play as “a stout middle aged man with spectacles”, so as I have just turned 50, I tick all the boxes!. I am from a  small European country, which in my mind could be a German speaking one, maybe Austria or Switzerland (you will have to let my accent decide). He is in Egypt for the history, as he travels with his trusty Baedecker (a famous travel guide book). What puzzles me is why a doctor is also on holiday with a fully stocked doctors bag and a loaded revolver?!. My character seems to be obsessed by giving out injections and taking cast members into his cabin…please draw your own conclusions…
What’s your favourite line – “Was ist das”? – how can I forget that one?!
Who did it and why – my theory is that that shifty looking steward has poisoned the gin slings and did the deed, probably to buy a bigger boat with a fully stocked bar. But who knows?

Is he right ? to find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 

Murder on the Nile – whodunnit ?

Here we go then !

Over the next few weeks we’ll be meeting the cast, finding out about their characters, and most importantly finding out who they think did it !!! No spoilers of course …..

Who’s first ?

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Who are you?  

Hannah Juggins

Who’s your character?

I play Kay Mostyn, a rich heiress who is used to being admired and centre stage wherever she goes.  While Kay would never wish anyone harm she is also deeply selfish, unconcerned with the feelings of others, and believes that she is entitled to social privilege, material wealth and other people’s affection.  She does come to suspect that other people hate her, but is unable to comprehend the origin of that hatred, or that it could be in any way related to her actions.

Whats your favourite line?

 ‘I wonder what I’d look like with your great clumsy fingers in my hair’
Who do you reckon did it?
As we are not joined by a butler on this journey down the Nile, I think the person who did it was the maid, Louise.  After all, who ever notices a maid?  She really could get away with murder…
Is she right ? to find out you’ll have to come to the Rhodes Arts Complex on 28-30 March to see  – tickets here 

Murder on the Nile ! Audition Pieces

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Auditions for Murder on the Nile – our new year production are on next week 23rd and 25th October at the Church Hall Monastery Gardens at 7.30 – we’d love to see you there.

Here is a link to the auction pieces to be used at the audition – with character descriptions below

Audition Pieces

In the meantime – here are the thoughts of our esteemed Director Sir Granville Rush !

Well here we are again at the start of another Water lane extravaganza at Rhodes. Although this time, by way of a very much needed change or more truthfully because we had run out of ideas, diverting away from our recent trend for 70s and 80s sit-coms towards the intellectual and highbrow deep dramas from the feathery quill of Agatha Christie.  –  I think not!   –  At least it will be Agatha Christie and will be great fun to do and more importantly it will put posteriors on the plush pads of Rhodes.

The popularity of Agatha Christie, more than any other crime writer, lies less in the drama and more in the literary, and more recently visual, “crossword” plots she creates. We are by nature and evolution an animal of instinctive enquiry striving to fathom the complicated and resolve the puzzle. Christie vitalises this instinct by the simplicity of her writing allowing us a lot of room for the imagination. She provides just enough information as impetus for the brain to begin it’s imaginative work with scenery, characters, clever misdirection, subverting what we take for granted and above all with brilliant who-done-it solutions. Her books may not be Intellectual and highbrow, but she is certainly a great storyteller.

Let’s now get back to ”Murder on the Nile” which should not be confused with “Death on the Nile” as I will explain.

The play was based on her 1937 novel “Death on the Nile” ironically starting life as a play itself which she called “Moon on the Nile”. In 1942 an actor friend persuaded Christie to resurrect the play version in order for him to take on the role of Hercule Poirot. However, she was getting very tired of her little irritating Belgian detective and so exclude Poirot from the drama altogether in favour of a new character, Canon Ambrose Pennefather. The play opened in Dundee under yet another name “Hidden Horizon” and eventually at the Ambassadors Theatre in the West End in March 1946 as “Murder on the Nile”.  Still with me?

At this point I must say that her decision to eliminate Poirot from the plot is a godsend for any director. Trying to find a short fat pompous French accented actor amongst Water Lane’s finest is almost impossible! – Answers on a postcard (but don’t send them to me).

So now to the plot!

Murder on the Nile  –  The synopsis                                                                                                                 Simon Mostyn and his wealthy socialite wife Kay find themselves being pursued on their honeymoon by Jacqueline, the ex-fiance of the newly wedded groom. Also on board are a mysterious cynical man, a mid European doctor, a pompous upper class woman and her quiet plain niece. Tragedy strikes and a body is discovered, all fingers point to Jacqueline. However, everything is not what it seems and holidaying cleric Canon Pennefather, Kay’s godfather, is drawn into a web of intrigue anddeceit as he finds himself on the trail of a ruthless murderer. Murder on the Nile has a host of colourful characters and all the twists and turns of a classic Christie thriller to keep you guessing to the final shattering climax

The characters

Canon Ambrose Pennefather   (M)  –      50s/60s, clergyman, , – Kay’s uncle/godfather.

Kay Ridgeway-Mostyn            (F)     –      30S/40S+, attractive, assured and used to her own way  “supposedly” the richest woman in England.

Simon Mostyn                          (M)   –      35/40S+ (could be 40s+), attractive boyish charmer, shallow –  Kay’s husband.

Jacqueline de Severac              (F)     –      30/40S, dark and vivacious, Kay’s ex-best friend and Simon’s ex-fiancée.

Helen Ffoliot-Ffoulkes            (F)     –      50s/70s, a wealthy autocratic snob

Christina Grant                         (F)     –      20/35+, sweet natured and even tempered – Miss Ffoliot- Ffoulkes’ niece

William Smith                         (M)   –      30S/50s, revolutionary with communist outlook, underneath a well educated titled man.

Dr. Bessner                              (M)   –      40S/50s+, rather stout doctor with a thick middle-                                                 European accent – from a country which Kay’s father ruined.

Louise                                       (F)     –      20s/40s+, (could be younger or older) French accented- Kay’s maid

Cpt. McNaught                         (M)   –      40S/60S The Lotus’s captain

Steward                                    (M)   –      20s/40s+ Egyptian, speaks broken English